the unintentional comedy scale is now broken

fun with freddiemitchell.com.

"Lists his closest celebrity friend as Jaleel White (a.k.a. Steve Urkel from Family Matters). "We're brothers," said Mitchell.

Grabbed his 1st TD of the season on a 7-yd. strike from Donovan McNabb at StL (12/27)
-First TD of the season AFTER CHRISTMAS?

"...McNabb was scrambling around alluding would be tacklers"
-At least he writes his own copy

"T.O., he came and did an excellent job ... but that really took away from my play time and my opportunities," Mitchell said. "I couldn't shut a lot of people up that I wanted to shut up. That really hurt the situation."
-When the opposing safety catches more passes than you do, it's hard for the FredEx-haters to shut up.